? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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