question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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