Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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