Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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