Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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