And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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