I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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