do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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