Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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