Non-Jews are for practice
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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