doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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