We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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