I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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