good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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