I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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