Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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