Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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