Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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