I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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