That's intense
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
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