your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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