weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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