Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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