Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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