This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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