so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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