so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
