I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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