Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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