My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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