Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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