So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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