nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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