A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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