so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
