And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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