Taylor Swift is so right about you.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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