We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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