oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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