he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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