dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
