In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
We named our party play list daddy issues
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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