this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
