Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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