If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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