i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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