Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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