Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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