I just saw a hot homeless man
I will die if light touches me.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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