There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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